Page 1 of an unfinished Hot Drink Liquids script. The series will be a comedy about the lives, loves, and misadventures of a pair of comic shop owners, their patrons, and their insensitive stereotype of a delivery guy.
EXT- Entrance to shop
GILLIS is sitting outside the shop, playing his harmonica, stacks of boxes. GREG and BRANDON come up.
GREG
Mornin’ Gillis!
GILLIS
Boys! Whack la fol de rol de daddy-o!
BRANDON
It’s 8 in the morning, Gillis. How are you already drunk?
GILLIS
I’m just getting a headstart on the day, boys! Now, I got ya books f’ the week!
GREG
Great, let’s get the shelves stocked up then.
The boys take the boxes into the back room, and start to unpack. To their surprise, every box is filled with massive bags of white powder.
GREG
Oh…. Uh…. This…. This isn’t Spiderman….
BRANDON
Oh god. Oh god! What is this??
Gillis drunkenly looks in on them.
GILLIS
Looks like about 100k. If ya boys had told me ya were changing ye business, I’da informed ya of a purchasa.
GREG
How the hell did this happen? We wanted comics, Gillis, not… HEROIN!
GILLIS
That’d be cocaine, actually, boys. Pure and uncut, it is.
GREG
I don’t care if it’s ECSTACY! It’s sure as hell not Wolverine #213!
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