Avocados

Some facts about Avocados:

They are also known as Alligator Pears.
They are mildly toxic.
They make me vomit with just a taste of them.
They are not native to Japan.
People insist on putting them in sushi.
I cannot eat sushi because the avocado would ruin my day.

Why do Americans insist on putting avocado into all their sushi. No traditional Japanese sushi recipe incorporates avocado, yet it's nearly impossible to find sushi in this part of America WITHOUT it.

Thanks, America, for ruining an otherwise deliciously awesome foodstuff.

College Life: Chpt 2

It's Election Day. The winds are easily 30 mph+. It's raining like the world is going to end, the water is hitting the window so hard it sounds like a woodpecker knocking his head against the glass. I'm 80 miles from home with no car and no money in the middle of some of the meanest weather this town has to offer.

And my roommate.

Keeps.

Opening the WINDOW.



Does anyone know Dante's number? I think I've discovered a new circle of hell.