What did clowns evolve from?

The primordial terror. Whatever it was that made our earliest ancestors hoot and shiver in the night, whatever it was that gives our species a fear of the dark, that is what became that which is known today as "the clown".

Currently..

I am listening to Pink Floyd, and reading an essay on the issues of gay marriage and polygamy as it relates to database engineering. Among the objects on my desk are a top hat, a neon green stuffed monkey, a one-eyed parrot made of foam, and a birdhouse that I made by hand.

Ladies. I am ripe for the taking.

Long time

Man. It's been a while since I posted, huh?
I'm not doing a good job of this "daily updates" thing.
Sorry, loyal readers.
I'll be better.
I promise.