Zombies

Consider with me, if you will: The Zombie Apocalypse. The Zombocalypse. Particularly the picture of it painted by Left 4 Dead. The survivors featured in that game are as follows: 'Nam vet, crazy biker, poor lucky schmuck, and cute college girl who watches horror movies.

Playing hours of Left 4 Dead has led me to realize the following: Most of the Zombocalypse survivors are going to be people like this. Nerds who've been trained by Resident Evil and Dawn of the Dead, or mostly crazy people with gun skills, with a few lucky schmucks for good measure. This is fortunate for people such as David and myself, because as nerds, we will survive, and most of the surviving girls will also be nerds. Because most of humanity has been wiped out, there are less dicks around to snatch up those nerdy girls. Our comedic prowess will help take their minds off of the horror of a dead world, and they will adore us for it.

What I'm trying to say is, after the Zombocalypse, we will get ALL OF ZE GARLS.