Addiction

I want to hate Half-Life 2. The jumping puzzles, the wonky physics, the frustrating vehicles, they all serve to make me want to never deal with that game again. But then it pulls something awesome like giving me command of an insect army to lead an assault on an abandoned prison to free the leader of the human resistance, and it's SO. DAMN. AWESOME. that I end up awake at 4 AM still running and gunning and doing that damned jumping puzzles.

Curse you, Valve, and the hold you have on my soul.

eggs

Sometimes, I think to myself that hardboiled eggs aren't worth the effort it takes to eat them. Then I eat one and remember i need to stop being such a goddamn bitch and peel another egg.

Bad Taste

It tastes a little bit like month-old teriyaki. I want to spit it out, but I can't, because that would be a waste. Still, I can't wrap my mind around swallowing it either, so it sits in my mouth, foul and slimy, waiting for my next move. It's the first time my food has stared me down. My face srcews up in a grimace, my throat and tongue work furiously, and I finally swallow it down. I have to get an english muffin to deal with the taste left in my mouth. That was the worst jerky ever.

Bury my heart in New York City

And my brain beneath Fulmer Hall.

And my spleen near the Big Easy.

And my liver in Ireland.

And my kidneys at the SciFi Museum.

And my small intestine next to Walt Disney's frozen head.

That should freak him out when he thaws.

Haven't been posting lately because of finals. Give it another week or so and I'll be going strong.

Things I like

Here is a brief list of some things that I really really like:
- Treasure hunt movies
- Oranges
- Glasses on everybody except me.
- Erlenmeyer flasks
- Lithium
- Traditional Irish music.

High Efficiency

Today i wrote a script and drew the storyboard for it. I am on a friggin roll today. I attribute it to the coffee I was able to have today, after being without it for far too long. Go Go Caffeine Addiction!