Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Addiction

I want to hate Half-Life 2. The jumping puzzles, the wonky physics, the frustrating vehicles, they all serve to make me want to never deal with that game again. But then it pulls something awesome like giving me command of an insect army to lead an assault on an abandoned prison to free the leader of the human resistance, and it's SO. DAMN. AWESOME. that I end up awake at 4 AM still running and gunning and doing that damned jumping puzzles.

Curse you, Valve, and the hold you have on my soul.

1 comment:

David Honeycutt said...

Ideas for your next set of blogs:

I hate walking, but then when I need to get somewhere I'm like "Hey, you should walk over there", and then I do.

I don't like taking the bus, but then I need to get across town to meet with a garl, and so I'm like "If you wanna get snoggy, you need to take the bus, jackass", and then I do.

I really hate swallowing, but then I'm like "Jigga, chew yo mutha-fuggin food and swallow dat stuf maan!", and then I do.