Friday, November 14, 2008

Twix & Time Travel

Watching these Twix commercials, it occurs to me that whenever someone "needs a moment" and "chews it over" with a Twix bar, time literally stops for them. I think we're overlooking the time-altering potential of these candy bars. Just imagine what you could do if all you needed to freeze time was to munch on some candy. We'd see superheroes all over, armed with a trenchcoat stuffed with Snickers and Reese's, ready to bust out the candy appropriate to the task. Plus, given the fact that Twix bars cause some sort of space-time anomaly, I think they could be used as a fuel source for time-travel machines. We need to get our scientists working on this ASAP! Twix are the future!

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