A Prophecy:

As the sun sets on the 6th day, look to the South. He shall approach, on the back of a Grey Hound. He shall have on him the clothes of a poet. In his satchel he carries undeniable truths of the universe. He shall stay among you a number of days, sharing his wisdom among all who ask for it. Then, with great sadness in his heart, he shall depart again for the frozen lands from whence he came. But cry not! For he will return after a brief time, wiser and nobler than even when he left. And there shall be great rejoicing and giving of gifts.